My name is Mario Marrufo, and my Facebook posts are too long! Many people are saying this! If you’ve been extremely online for the past 20 years, well, you probably don’t know me, but I’ve been around. My primary “public-facing venture” is currently as an open-mic comedian in Austin, Texas for the past 8 years (as of this writing), but I have been (among other things) writing my whole life. I’ve even “blogged” in the past, but not under my own name, so don’t go snooping around! And now, I’ve finally decided (again) to start publishing my writing outside of Facebook (but for the first time under my own name) for reasons I’ve already sort of alluded to.