Subtitles: Dialectical Materialism as Metaphysical and Synthetic Naturalism | Vivisection of Yaldabaoth via Dialectical Materialism | Towards a Shamanic, Alchemical, Promethean Marxism, i.e., “Marxism-Leninism-Maroofism” | Towards a Statistical (Bayesian) Metaphysics | Towards a Justice Beyond the Adversarial/Accusatory (Therefore Beyond the Satanic)

Author’s Note: What you are reading is a book! If it were printed, it would be about 900 pages (or, it’s about 270k words, about half as long as Infinite Jest)—therefore, it cannot be [fairly] regarded as a “piss take,” but rather, an “alchemical” take, where we alchemize piss into phosphorus, so to speak. What I would ask is that you read this book as if we were both Children of Mother Earth! Because that’s what we are! And not as if from within the prison of the literal. You’ll see what I mean by that.

When “cf.” is used in this book, it’s meant to encourage the seeking of correspondence rather than to encourage comparison.

Ok. Fine. My pronouns are they/them, because I’m nonbinary, and I contain multitudes.

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